What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?

{RING} {RING}

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What disgusts you?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.